if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(via fake-mermaid)

I miss you :(


I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via hotboyproblems)



A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via ilyamarie)